- My car reached 100,000 miles. My little Hyundai that could. . . did.
- I finally weigh 200 lbs. Who is the biggest loser now, suckas?
- January 30th was the anniversary of my first documented evidence of any sort of medical condition. I remember it like is was yesterday. My companion, Elder Clements, and I were walking through the foggy Belgian streets. We were heading to a dinner appointment with the nicest family ever. I remember turning to Elder Clements and saying, "Elder, righty doesn't feel so hot." Happy anniversary.