Becoming a Man

Here is a condensed list of manly things I have done lately:

• Joined not one, but TWO Fantasy Football Leagues and (until this week) dominated BOTH of them. My team names? The Superflies, and The Silver Mullet.
• Attended an NFL opener party at a pub, starting the night off with a Bud Light rather than my usual Long Island.
• Drove a truck with a nasty "Skin" window sticker on the back (please ignore the fact that I drove the truck to Ikea.)
• Read Maxim, and enjoyed it.
• Watched Summerslam.
• Played on a softball team.
• Started my second bowling team - "The Gutter-Done's"
• Wore University of Utah garb in public and actively followed the score throughout the night, insulting the Cougars at every opportunity.
• Shaved (and regrew) my beard in a week's time.
• Potato-sack raced.
• Wore a baseball hat.
• Kissed a girl

Okay, that last one was a lie. . . I did kiss a boy though ;)

A Proverb

Flake me once? - Head'n'Shoulders
Flake me twice? - You're infected

Tokyo Tea makes me super wise.

It Was A Matter Of Time

I just need you to hear this.