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Monday, September 27, 2010

Becoming a Man

Here is a condensed list of manly things I have done lately:
  • Joined not one, but TWO Fantasy Football Leagues and (until this week) dominated BOTH of them. My team names? The Superflies, and The Silver Mullet.
  • Attended an NFL opener party at a pub, starting the night off with a Bud Light rather than my usual Long Island.
  • Drove a truck with a nasty "Skin" window sticker on the back (please ignore the fact that I drove the truck to Ikea.)
  • Read Maxim, and enjoyed it.
  • Watched Summerslam.
  • Played on a softball team.
  • Started my second bowling team - "The Gutter-Done's"
  • Wore University of Utah garb in public and actively followed the score throughout the night, insulting the Cougars at every opportunity.
  • Shaved (and regrew) my beard in a week's time.
  • Potato-sack raced.
  • Wore a baseball hat.
  • Kissed a girl
Okay, that last one was a lie. . . I did kiss a boy though ;)


Rach said...

ahhh you kissed a boy?! that very boy I fb stalked earlier? go kyle MANtas!

Megan said...

My favorite is the wearing of University of Utah apparel while bashing BYU.

Chelsea said...

Ok, I'm sorry but softball is more of a lesbian thing than a manly thing, and potato sack racing isn't manly at all.